This morning I was examining the royal vaults, and found something surprising. It was an ancient form of Super Mushroom. I ate it, but didn't notice much of a change. When I returned to the throne room a toad commented that I was a couple inchs taller, but that was all it seemed to do. The day went on as normal for about 20 minutes, but then I started to feel a bit of pressure in my tummy. I tried to ignore it, just rubbing it a little, but it got stronger and stronger over the next few hours. Finally I couldn't take it anymore, and I farted. The gas swell was so big it knocked out the entire castle! When they woke up, though, the toads seemed pretty impressed. I felt so much better afterwards.

In other news, I started a chat room. You can visit at
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Have fun!

Finally, I'm currently open for story requests. Either in journal, like this, or actual short stories.